Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
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i want you to name one thing shown here that isnt appealing to you
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Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity.
Holy shit.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!
Signal boost , ladies and gents and everyone under the sun!
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worlds most cynical art student
that title is a feat in itself
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a joke shop called “mumford and puns”
a bakery called “mumford and buns”
an ammo shop called “mumford and guns”
a strip club called “mumford and huns”
a bar called “mumford and rums”
a drug store called “mumford and tums”
a catholic church called mumford and nuns
i am mumford and done
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i spent 2 hours making this dont let it go to waste
his name sounds like a vegetable
British backstreet boy
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i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life
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if someone photoshops Sherlock’s head onto this
i’ll love you 5ever
i can do zat!
BLESS
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