i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
My friend just made this status
John is the sexiest motherfucker out there.
I love that in the first episode when Mycroft asked John to spy on Sherlock for money, it was more than likely a test to see whether Mycroft was able to trust John with Sherlock or not… And John’s smile indicates that he’s aware that’s what it was. This scene subtly, but clearly, acknowledges that. God I love this show so much!